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So you wanna join? If you're genuinely insane feel free, if not, you must be going insane if your visiting!!!




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If you aren't insane, but feeling helpful, please apply to be a nurse or warden or psychologist or something cos we're kinda gettin outta control!!! WE NEED HELP NOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!

[mort prevoyant] - psychologist
[Take off your clothes. ♥] - psychotherapist
[Cr0550utTheEyes] Psychiatrist. I may be on the lists of those who aren't 'all there' but I am here to help others, just not myself, feel free to talk to me if needed, I've been down every road.
[MischeviousAngel 101] i may be .. not all there... but i am a good listener and always willing to try and help with your problems.... i am also a good agony aunt if you need any advice.




For all you people who are insanely depressed, please visit The Asylum For The Depressed


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2004-05-24 [JessieAnn]: hey im happy again cos im turnin in2 red nose rain deer :@)

2004-05-24 [So Long Pluto]: hey there...

2004-05-24 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: no, the dead body's real.... its my friend... dead pete!!!

2004-05-24 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: everyone say hi to pete.....

2004-05-24 [So Long Pluto]: hi pete

2004-05-25 [JessieAnn]: hhhiyyyyyaaaaaaaa pete fanx 4 tellin me d@ i woz gettin worried lol

2004-05-25 [So Long Pluto]: hey everyone...i'm back...agaoin

2004-05-25 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: hi, dead pete loves you!

2004-05-25 [So Long Pluto]: yay ^_^, so who's dead pete?

2004-05-25 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: hes my friend that kinkey monkey saw in the corner! he's great cos he listens but he don't say much...

2004-05-25 [So Long Pluto]: hmm...*ponders*..i wonder why.......

2004-05-25 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: i think its because hes shy...

2004-05-25 [JessieAnn]: lol hi............ i neeed 2 smile!!!!!

2004-05-26 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: why? is your mouth broken? you can have mine *trys to pull lips off*

2004-05-26 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: don't worry, pete is here for you!

2004-05-26 [JessieAnn]: fanx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! their kinda small lol!!! n saw..i bttr disinfect em cos i kno where they been n who they'v been on lol

2004-05-26 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: most of them av bn ok lol this is a failing mission, theyre stuck....

2004-05-26 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: someones glued them on, i used to be able to get them off *pulls harder*

2004-05-26 [JessieAnn]: helps by givin a tug nope!!!!! ne1 else wanna giv a body part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a new brain wuld come in handy *hint hint*

2004-05-27 [JessieAnn]: god i feel low does dammmnnn these padded wall i neeeed a sharp fingy!!!

2004-05-27 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: well apparently me heads not screwed on proply, maybe you could try gettin the brain out if it comes off!!!

2004-05-27 [Truth . Beauty . Love]: Hmm but then it would be all gooie and messy.. and not very pretty. I think you would be better keeping your brain..

2004-05-27 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: oh, ok... *confused look*

2004-05-27 [Truth . Beauty . Love]: Hehe i confuse people.. i confuse myself too... wonders off to look at some fish in the pond.

2004-05-27 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: whooooooo, there a pond?!?!? *runs and dive in*

2004-05-27 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: can't swim, noooooooo

2004-05-27 [Truth . Beauty . Love]: Ahh no dont die!

2004-05-27 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: don't worry!!! its only 2 feet deep, silly me!!!

2004-05-27 [So Long Pluto]: hey everyone, i'm back

2004-05-28 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: hi again! erm, any help gettin me out of this pond???

2004-05-28 [So Long Pluto]: sorry...

2004-05-29 [JessieAnn]: yanx nat out!!!! hmmmmmm .... sweeties!!!! n1 want 1?

2004-05-30 [Truth . Beauty . Love]: Ooh sweeties!! I want sweeties!!!!

2004-06-01 [JessieAnn]: soz there all gone yummy yummy yummy.........am gona b sick...nat get owt the pond quick!!!!! hurlddddddddddddd sorry!!!!!!! ya can hav a sweet now!!!!! nat ya givin me ya sickness!!!!:P

2004-06-01 [So Long Pluto]: hey everyone...back from my stupid pilgrimage from graduation parties

2004-06-01 [JessieAnn]: kewl nefun.... hey d@s not fair he gets 2 leave the asylum y cant i?? damn there padded walls!!!!!

2004-06-01 [So Long Pluto]: padded walls are a blessing!!!

2004-06-02 [JessieAnn]: i suppose so!!! there fun 2 bounce against weeeeeeee!!!!!!!

2004-06-02 [So Long Pluto]: yeah no kidding, man, if i could walk on walls, i'd sleep on these *throws self against walls*

2004-06-03 [JessieAnn]: yayyyy wooooooooooooooo jumps ova the pond...... hay ya can do the moonwalk on this both types lol!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-03 [So Long Pluto]: *runs around on the walls* ^_^

2004-06-03 [Truth . Beauty . Love]: Boooo i am back to cause mayhem in the underworld *runs head first into wall*

2004-06-03 [So Long Pluto]: hey viper, how goes it?

2004-06-04 [JessieAnn]: lindsey wooooooo its fun...... ya can do flips on this weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-04 [So Long Pluto]: hey everyone...back again

2004-06-04 [JessieAnn]: e ho again how cum u getta leave Crucified Soldier ??????????? :S *does v.confused luk*

2004-06-04 [So Long Pluto]: when i go on, i usually am at school, so i come back when i go to work ^_^

2004-06-04 [Truth . Beauty . Love]: Hiya it's going good. Howz life?

2004-06-04 [So Long Pluto]: it's been better, how about yours?

2004-06-04 [Truth . Beauty . Love]: It's good. Wont be around for 2 weeks coz im going to Scotland! Bye bye people! xx

2004-06-04 [So Long Pluto]: bye byez

2004-06-05 [JessieAnn]: bye bye lindsay.... hey bring me back a bttle of whiskey...they wont let me hav it in ere :'(

2004-06-05 [JessieAnn]: is d@ 4 ya work expirience?????? x x x

2004-06-05 [agony_aunt]: u are sayin you need help here? well here i am.. i am here for any of ur personal needs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-05 [JessieAnn]: o gdgdgdgdgdgd we need sum controllin lol we need sum 2 calm our madness tho i kinda like it lol

2004-06-06 [mort prevoyant]: i wanna help all u ppl N here 2! lol, wats ^p everii body?

2004-06-06 [So Long Pluto]: *bounces around walls* WEEEEE ^_^

2004-06-06 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: yeeeeeeeees we need help, what dya wanna do, councellor, nurse...???

2004-06-06 [mort prevoyant]: psychologist!!lol

2004-06-06 [JessieAnn]: ill race ya crucified soilder... around the walls i mean

2004-06-06 [JessieAnn]: ready set..................

2004-06-06 [mort prevoyant]: go!!lol

2004-06-06 [JessieAnn]: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! budges crucified soldier!!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-06 [JessieAnn]: am winning!!!!1 yay i neva win nefin lol *pants this is tierin*

2004-06-06 [JessieAnn]: bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! half way there

2004-06-06 [mort prevoyant]: lol, yay ur winning!!

2004-06-07 [JessieAnn]: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! "hey guys am gettin r.tired can't i just sleep plz!!!!"

2004-06-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: * looks at the floor* bubbles i must have bubbles * runs into the wall*

2004-06-07 [JessieAnn]: hey u hav the same problem as me!!! lol watch out for [i yell at a monkey] cos he'll pop em!!!!!1 :'6 *cries at the thought*

2004-06-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: really *hugs bubbles and one pops*nooooooooooooooooo

2004-06-07 [So Long Pluto]: blarg...balrg...asdjf;lakjsfg;aogfajfg;lkajs yum ^_^

2004-06-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: bubbles all gone * cries*

2004-06-07 [So Long Pluto]: *blows bubbles made out of impermeable material*...^_^

2004-06-07 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: wooooooooooow, oh, trrrrrrrry to blow the bubble round me, i wanna fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-07 [mort prevoyant]: I have bubble gum!!lol, and tha plastic bubbles that dont pop!!

2004-06-07 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: well make a bubble big enuf to fit me in!!!!!!!

2004-06-07 [mort prevoyant]: k *takes in a deep breath and starts to blow a really big bubble*

2004-06-07 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: whoooooo!!! keep going!!!

2004-06-07 [mort prevoyant]: *blows bubble bigger* whoa, im gettN dizzy, lol

2004-06-07 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: keep going or i'll get my dog to bite you on the bum!!! hehe!!!

2004-06-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: *hus the new bubbles* my friends

2004-06-07 [mort prevoyant]: ta-da! i finished tha bubble!! and you kan get into it, lol

2004-06-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: *jumps on bubble and gets trapt inside* AHH it ate me help me my bubble minons

2004-06-07 [mort prevoyant]: ill help you, *runs and grabs a bag of bubble food*

2004-06-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: yay * see's her bubbles laugh at her* wait till i get out of here *runs into bubble walls*

2004-06-07 [So Long Pluto]: hey everyone

2004-06-07 [mort prevoyant]: hi!

2004-06-08 [BLack Sheep 666]: hi

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: so did u get out of the bubble yet

2004-06-08 [BLack Sheep 666]: nope. youre sposed to help me. *looks at you from inside the bubble* help please

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: k, ill go get a...umm...bubble opener!!lol

2004-06-08 [JessieAnn]: ive got one here hang *POP!!*

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: yay! i thought i waz gunna have ta go on ebay ta find one, lol

2004-06-08 [JessieAnn]: lol.....

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: nooooooooooooooo, that was my bubble *crys and runs like a loon*

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: *blows up another huge bubble and gives it to waterfaerie* :)

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: wooooooooo, now how ya get in???

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: inta what?

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: the bubble, i wanna fly like a birdie!!!

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: in a bouncy kinda way......

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: lol, I wish we had a gravity remote, then we could control it, and we could all fly and stuff!!that would be so0o0 fun

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: wooow, i think i have one off those *flicks light switch and jump out the window*

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: *squish* maybe not then

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: lol, i wanna b a bird! i like birds

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: i dont... they are evil *shudder*

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: lol, i wanna be a cat then, those things r awesome, lol

2004-06-08 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: ok, well how do you do that? i like cats...

2004-06-08 [BLack Sheep 666]: i liek kitty's you have to hug the bubble then it eats you.

2004-06-08 [mort prevoyant]: lol, i dont wanna get eatN by a bubble

2004-06-09 [BLack Sheep 666]: well then tickle it it will let you in.

2004-06-09 [JessieAnn]: i h8 birds am shit scared of em shitin on me lol

2004-06-09 [BLack Sheep 666]: i hate birds too they can fly i cant

2004-06-09 [JessieAnn]: lol nah am just hav a fear of em specially since i met holz lol

2004-06-09 [BLack Sheep 666]: lol

2004-06-09 [mort prevoyant]: lol *tikles tha bubble ta get let in* yay!!im in the bubble!!

2004-06-09 [So Long Pluto]: *rolls in a bed of bubbles* ^_^ weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: * yels at the bubble minons*

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: y r u yelling at ur bubbles?

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: don't yell at bubbles!!!!!! *rescues bubbles*

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: *grabs a bubble pile and hugs them all*

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: yay ^_^

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: i luv bubbles

2004-06-10 [JessieAnn]: me 2 !!!!!!!!!!! bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles bubbles bubble bubbles b

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: they didnt help me when the big bubble ate me.

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: maybe they were scared of the big bubble, there jus litl baby bubbles

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: no they laughed

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: o

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: they are bad bubblez

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: oh man...*dies*

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: what *licks your dead body*

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: .........

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: o no, u cant die! its not fair!

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: mmm dead

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: *blinks* not dead

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: mmmm not dead

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: yay! not dead!!

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: *licks mort* mmmm pretty gurl

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: *liks megg back*

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: mmm *licks more*

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: mmm *licks more and begins to purr*

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: *purrrr*

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: *licks your neck*

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: :O no fair, licking spree without me!! fine...*walks away*

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: *licks soldier's neck and nibbles a bit* fair?

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: *grabs soldier and gives hur a big lik*happy ?lol

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: ^_^ mhm *licks sheep* you taste nice :)

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: do i?

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: yup ^_^

2004-06-10 [mort prevoyant]: lol, ya u do

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: *moves her hair * i like being licked *licks soldier more*

2004-06-10 [So Long Pluto]: numa numa *licks sheeps neck* ^_^

2004-06-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: mmmm

2004-06-12 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: woah, lesbian fetish *moves away slowly*

2004-06-12 [BLack Sheep 666]: lmao im not lez im bi thank you

2004-06-12 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: and, your point is?! *giggles*

2004-06-12 [mort prevoyant]: her point is shes not a les, she likes guys and girls

2004-06-12 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: i know, im not an idiot!!! i was just trying to sneakily get out of the hole....

2004-06-12 [BLack Sheep 666]: het soldier calm hun calm

2004-06-12 [mort prevoyant]: u yelled at me..i feel sad now :(

2004-06-12 [BLack Sheep 666]: no no hun

2004-06-13 [So Long Pluto]: huh? sorry i had to leave, but i'm back now ^_^

2004-06-13 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: who yelled at who?! *confused*

2004-06-13 [So Long Pluto]: i don't know, i'm confused too!!!! *whimper*

2004-06-13 [BLack Sheep 666]: ok new pics sorry its the real me

2004-06-14 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: wooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee

2004-06-14 [BLack Sheep 666]: *lays down*

2004-06-14 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: *attempts to jump on black sheep but misses*

2004-06-14 [BLack Sheep 666]: *turns into a real black sheep and gives water a sheep ride*

2004-06-14 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-14 [BLack Sheep 666]: *bah*

2004-06-15 [mort prevoyant]: im back!! did ya miss me?

2004-06-15 [BLack Sheep 666]: veymuch so

2004-06-16 [mort prevoyant]: lol, wats uuuuppppp?!?! lol, im in a good mood fur sum reason, but i really shouldnt b, cause my dad completely ruined my summer plans to go bak ta florida.*sighs* the world is so retarded.

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: yes the world is retarted

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: yes, the world should burn and we can live somewhere with real intellegent life!!!

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: hmm how about pluto?

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: pluto sounds nice, i like the sound of pluto...

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: yes but well need swimsuits

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: that's ok, i got a swimsuit ^_^

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: good i gots one too. nut im not bringing my kittne.

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: yeah, pluto doesn't sound like a kitten place. i'm not bringing my basket ball with legs either

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: good i dont want my boobies clawed

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: lol, yes that hurts >.<

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: bobbies i need them

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: *huggles my boobies* i need mine too

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: *huggles your boobies i like them.*

2004-06-17 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: *gasp* you cant go to pluto cos you might die!

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: lol i like your boobies too ^_^ *huggles your boobies*

2004-06-17 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: i have boobies?!?!?!

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: water you want your boobies huggled? i thought you were homophob

2004-06-17 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: no, just shocked at it all!

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: hmm ok * still huging soldier*

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: lol usually shocks a lot of people *huggles boobies anyway*

2004-06-17 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: how come men have boobies???

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: i dont know.

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: because they're sexy :)

2004-06-17 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: ewwwwwwww, thats yucky

2004-06-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: lol

2004-06-17 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: i wanna go fly *sob*

2004-06-17 [So Long Pluto]: lol, don't cry faerie *huggles*

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